Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.

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Do some families actually have “family game night” because my family doesn’t even eat dinner together

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This is my friend Pierce Crowley. He went missing on friday May 25th near the white plains train station in new york. On twitter we are trying to make him a trending topic. I would really appreciate it if you could take 2 seconds out of your time to reblog this. We will find out Pierce if its the last thing we do <3. #FindPierce 
followers all reblog this now


all of us are the perverts our parents warned us about

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